Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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