It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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