Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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