Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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