My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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