You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Found your dick twin last night
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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