You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Dignity is for republicans.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just pee around me
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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