In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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