so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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