i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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