Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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