Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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