i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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