How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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