The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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