Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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