ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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