i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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