I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
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