Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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