Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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