how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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