Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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