if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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