Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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