Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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