So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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