You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.