Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.