ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.