You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Randomize
