That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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