I'm jealous of your bromance
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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