And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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