I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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