Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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Done
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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