im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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