Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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