problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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