She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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