Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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