They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
We need to get me chipped asap
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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