But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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