He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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