drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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