i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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