She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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