Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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