Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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