Is it normal to miss your booty call?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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