Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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