FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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