When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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