Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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