so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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