Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Randomize
